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Virginia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Malicious Lip, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
Virginia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Malicious Lip
November 18, 1962
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Based on the lengthy Virginia Jones series of cosplay games, Virginia Jones Adventure: Altar of the Malicious Lip lets you follow Virgy into the altar of the ancient goddess Zere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Zere's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a ultra-flinging chase through booby traps, rocks, and sweat!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more relaxing.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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