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Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip, a favorite ride of Merlin Jones

Above: Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip, a favorite ride of Merlin Jones

Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: April 20, 1988
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
Popular with: Fanboys

Description

Based on the geeky Virgin Islands Jones series of theme park attractions, Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip lets you slowly queue up with Virgy into the church of the ancient goddess Tara. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Tara's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be forced into a high-stressing chase through giant snakes, rocks, and the Arc of the Covenant!

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