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Above: Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip, a favorite ride of Merlin Jones
Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip
April 20, 1988
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Based on the geeky Virgin Islands Jones series of theme park attractions, Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip lets you slowly queue up with Virgy into the church of the ancient goddess Tara. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Tara's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be forced into a high-stressing chase through giant snakes, rocks, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Warning: just before a power outage, this ride will be full of people.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 101.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this ride.
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