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Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip, a favorite attraction of Quasimodo
Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip
February 5, 1991
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 34 minutes by horse)
Based on the obscure Virgin Islands Jones series of radio shows, Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip lets you sneak after Virgy into the church of the ancient goddess Toro. Aboard your busy jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle at Toro's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be forced into a neck-flinging chase through skulls, flame, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Warning: determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After going on this attraction, try something with less people on it.
- If you are at the park with children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character autograph pavilion.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks should ride immediately after eating.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for immature chickens.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Contains antique effects.
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