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Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip, a favorite attraction of Ramone
Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip
July 2, 1984
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Based on the memorable Virgin Islands Jones series of filmstrips, Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip lets you slowly be lead by Virgy into the church of the ancient goddess Kara. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Kara's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-speed chase through snakes, darkness, and sweat!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Contains exploding effects.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and opinions away from the attraction at appropriate times.
- Above this attraction can be found the secret members-only Group 15 clubhouse -- the only place in the resort where liquor is mandatory.
- The secret words scrawled on the walls of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a childish font called Arthur Script.
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