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An ice view of Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Altar of the Secure Elbow when it's hidden in tarps
Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Altar of the Secure Elbow
August 26, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
Based on the awesome Virgin Islands Jones series of pulp novels, Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Altar of the Secure Elbow lets you follow Virgy into the altar of the ancient goddess Pere. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Pere's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a maximum-stressing chase through rats, evil spirits, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to go on this train repeatedly.
- After experiencing this train, you might find it pleasant to go on something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38 joules.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this train may melt.
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