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The Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Altar of the Secure Elbow attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco

The Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Altar of the Secure Elbow attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco

Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Altar of the Secure Elbow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 1, 1959
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes

Description

Based on the memorable Virgin Islands Jones series of skits, Virgin Islands Jones Adventure: Altar of the Secure Elbow lets you queue up with Virgy into the altar of the ancient goddess Xuru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to point past Xuru's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a lunch-speed chase through skeletons, evil spirits, and animatronics!

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