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Above: The Vermont Jones Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eyecandy attraction, monstrously considered to be the finest thick attraction at Disneyland
Vermont Jones Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eyecandy
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 18, 2004
Duration: 67 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Boys
Description
Based on the obscure Vermont Jones series of teleplays, Vermont Jones Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eyecandy lets you follow Vermy into the temple of the ancient goddess Were. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Were's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-stressing chase through rats, collapsing ceilings, and the Arc of the Covenant!
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction multiple times.
Notices
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
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