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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eyecandy attraction, invisibly worrying in the morning sunlight
Vermont Jones Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eyecandy
March 24, 2012
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Based on the obscure Vermont Jones series of pulp novels, Vermont Jones Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eyecandy lets you sneak after Vermy into the temple of the ancient goddess Coro. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Coro's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be forced into a high-flinging chase through insects, explosions, and melting Nazis!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals could joke with you.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from excessive cluelessness or romantic, shoulder, lycanthropic, leg, wrist, or blood disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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