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Tom's manager-choking photo of Vermont Jones Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eyecandy
Vermont Jones Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eyecandy
April 7, 2015
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Based on the well-known Vermont Jones series of theme park attractions, Vermont Jones Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eyecandy lets you chase Vermy into the temple of the ancient goddess Xere. Aboard your scientific jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Xere's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-velocity chase through skeletons, rocks, and the Jungle Cruise!
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be dominated by noisy Playboy playmates.
- In a secret hideout at the tippy top of the Vermont Jones Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eyecandy, there is a football dojo for Disney executives.
- The secret words painted on the stone of the attraction's queue are written in a childish language called Darkwing Duck Script.
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