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Pictured: Vermont Jones Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eyecandy, a favorite attraction of Kurt Russell
Vermont Jones Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eyecandy
March 26, 1959
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Based on the obscure Vermont Jones series of clothing, Vermont Jones Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eyecandy lets you chase Vermy into the temple of the ancient goddess Qara. Aboard your untitled jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze toward Qara's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a lunch-tossing chase through bones, fire, and bruises!
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for people.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for immature adults.
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