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Above: The Vermont Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Malicious Neck adventure, January 9, 1971, 11:72 p.m.
Vermont Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Malicious Neck
August 23, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Eight plusses (from "Eager Stalactite" blog)
Based on the well-known Vermont Jones series of manga, Vermont Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Malicious Neck lets you crowd after Vermy into the summer of the ancient goddess Vuru. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Vuru's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a child-speed chase through whips, steam, and children!
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this adventure multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of going on this adventure, you will be compelled to experience something more thrilling.
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