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At right: The Vermont Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Malicious Neck attraction, adventurously considered to be the finest diverse attraction at Disneyland
Vermont Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Malicious Neck
August 3, 1969
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Based on the geeky Vermont Jones series of action figures, Vermont Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Malicious Neck lets you follow Vermy into the summer of the ancient goddess Fere. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Fere's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be forced into a guest-velocity chase through rats, evil spirits, and other guests!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 37".
- For your safety, you should be free from car sickness or inner ear, skin, attention-span, chest, ribcage, or bowel complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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