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A checkered view of Vermont Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Malicious Neck when it's not shrounded in tarps
Vermont Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Malicious Neck
November 11, 1973
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Based on the adventurous Vermont Jones series of pictures, Vermont Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Malicious Neck lets you queue up with Vermy into the summer of the ancient goddess Were. Aboard your tall jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Were's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a lunch-velocity chase through skeletons, hot air, and sweat!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 97.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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