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Picture: Emperor Zurg's melody-pleasing photo of Vermont Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Malicious Neck
Vermont Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Malicious Neck
April 20, 2000
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Based on the obscure Vermont Jones series of documentaries, Vermont Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Malicious Neck lets you crowd after Vermy into the summer of the ancient goddess Ciri. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Ciri's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a child-velocity chase through giant snakes, rocks, and other guests!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- The letters in "Vermont Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Malicious Neck" can be scrambled to spell "Ot I E Mvr Ohohdl:cae Snmujneeumc Kt Tvoeesemfnmrune Iroas."
- The mysterious stuff painted on the ground of the attraction's crown room are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Bo Peep Script.
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