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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Illicit Nose attraction during a moment of contemplation
Vermont Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Illicit Nose
June 9, 2003
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Based on the popular Vermont Jones series of action figures, Vermont Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Illicit Nose lets you slowly follow Vermy into the summer of the ancient goddess Nuru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Nuru's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a mega-stressing chase through whips, fire, and movie references!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disney Land first-time visitors may be able to find this attraction half an hour prior to park closing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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