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Vermont Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Illicit Hair
January 20, 1978
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Based on the lengthy Vermont Jones series of television shows, Vermont Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Illicit Hair lets you pursue Vermy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Kara. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to point past Kara's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a high-flinging chase through booby traps, flame, and watchers!
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