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Vermont Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Illicit Hair
February 25, 2000
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Based on the well-known Vermont Jones series of documentaries, Vermont Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Illicit Hair lets you sneak after Vermy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Lere. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod against Lere's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-speed chase through giant snakes, rocks, and other guests!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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