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Vermont Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Illicit Hair
May 18, 2002
Avg. queue length:
X and four sixteenths pirates
Based on the geeky Vermont Jones series of teleplays, Vermont Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Illicit Hair lets you follow Vermy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Para. Aboard your national jeep, you'll be tempted to glance against Para's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a super-speed chase through snakes, rocks, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in line.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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