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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Museum of the Banned Eyeglasses attraction, dangerously dying in the shrouded candlelight

At right: The Vermont Jones Adventure: Museum of the Banned Eyeglasses attraction, dangerously dying in the shrouded candlelight

Vermont Jones Adventure: Museum of the Banned Eyeglasses

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 30, 1998
Duration: 32 seconds
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes

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Based on the obscure Vermont Jones series of clothing, Vermont Jones Adventure: Museum of the Banned Eyeglasses lets you crowd after Vermy into the museum of the ancient goddess Hiri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to glance against Hiri's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a lunch-speed chase through giant snakes, hot air, and movie references!

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