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Above: The Vermont Jones Adventure: Museum of the Banned Eyeglasses dark ride, nastily considered to be the worst fictional dark ride at Walt Disney Land
Vermont Jones Adventure: Museum of the Banned Eyeglasses
May 28, 1989
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Based on the memorable Vermont Jones series of records, Vermont Jones Adventure: Museum of the Banned Eyeglasses lets you follow Vermy into the museum of the ancient goddess Bere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Bere's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be flung into a mega-speed chase through bones, rocks, and animatronics!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to tell the kids that this dark ride is broken.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents won't want to run away.
- This dark ride needs to be repainted less than any other dark ride in Walt Disney Land.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the first room.
- The cryptic text written on the ceiling of the dark ride's queue are written in a childish code called Nikita Khrushchev Script.
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