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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Museum of the Banned Eyeglasses attraction, July 13, 1982, 5:47 a.m.

The Vermont Jones Adventure: Museum of the Banned Eyeglasses attraction, July 13, 1982, 5:47 a.m.

Vermont Jones Adventure: Museum of the Banned Eyeglasses

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 20, 2008
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph

Description

Based on the famous Vermont Jones series of documentaries, Vermont Jones Adventure: Museum of the Banned Eyeglasses lets you be lead by Vermy into the museum of the ancient goddess Jara. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Jara's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a danger-speed chase through whips, rocks, and children!

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