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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Museum of the Banned Eyeglasses attraction, July 13, 1982, 5:47 a.m.
Vermont Jones Adventure: Museum of the Banned Eyeglasses
May 20, 2008
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Based on the famous Vermont Jones series of documentaries, Vermont Jones Adventure: Museum of the Banned Eyeglasses lets you be lead by Vermy into the museum of the ancient goddess Jara. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Jara's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a danger-speed chase through whips, rocks, and children!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for immature retirees.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts or bowel or blood issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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