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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Museum of the Banned Eyeglasses train as seen from the top of a studio
Vermont Jones Adventure: Museum of the Banned Eyeglasses
August 15, 2002
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Based on the licensed Vermont Jones series of theme park attractions, Vermont Jones Adventure: Museum of the Banned Eyeglasses lets you crowd after Vermy into the museum of the ancient goddess Boro. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Boro's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be forced into a high-stressing chase through bugs, dirt roads, and animatronics!
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this train will be hostile to obnoxious pin traders.
Policies and Warnings
- Rumor has it, there are few plumbers used in this train.
- The mysterious words found on the walls of the train's line are written in a childish code called Donald Duck Script.
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