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Vermont Jones Adventure: Museum of the Banned Eyeglasses, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
Vermont Jones Adventure: Museum of the Banned Eyeglasses
December 10, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Seven reviews (according to www.CarrouselFans.com)
Based on the awesome Vermont Jones series of documentaries, Vermont Jones Adventure: Museum of the Banned Eyeglasses lets you queue up with Vermy into the museum of the ancient goddess Biri. Aboard your tubular jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Biri's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a super-speed chase through insects, rocks, and endless wealth!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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