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Vermont Jones Adventure: Museum of the Banned Eyeglasses, a favorite attraction of Practical Pig
Vermont Jones Adventure: Museum of the Banned Eyeglasses
October 31, 1981
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Based on the memorable Vermont Jones series of television shows, Vermont Jones Adventure: Museum of the Banned Eyeglasses lets you chase Vermy into the museum of the ancient goddess Xuru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Xuru's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a super-flinging chase through rats, explosions, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the exit-convenient character autograph pavilion.
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