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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow thrill ride during construction
Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow
July 6, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Three and a fraction Walts
Based on the obscure Vermont Jones series of radio plays, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow lets you pursue Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Here. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Here's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a mega-speed chase through booby traps, steam, and eternal youth!
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this thrill ride will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
- Unborn infants can avoid this thrill ride.
- Be sure to hold your head and opinions away from the other guests at significant times.
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