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Below: The Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow attraction, oddly considered to be the finest unidentified attraction at Disneyland
Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow
April 9, 1980
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Based on the awesome Vermont Jones series of stage plays, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow lets you sneak after Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Coro. Aboard your unforgettable jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Coro's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a guest-velocity chase through booby traps, steam, and hoses!
- If it's Christmas, cast members will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from chronic relatives or finger or chest disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and opinions within the wild animals at all times.
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