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Above: A common view of Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow when it's hidden in controversy
Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow
April 1, 2010
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Based on the adventurous Vermont Jones series of dime novels, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow lets you be lead by Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Para. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself at Para's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a lunch-velocity chase through snakes, explosions, and melting Nazis!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters may talk to your friends.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- No running or churros allowed.
- Card Walker had a massive laboratory built within this attraction.
- The puzzling text found on the ground of the attraction's exit are written in an ancient font called Geppetto Script.
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