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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow attraction at a distance
Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow
January 12, 1999
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Based on the adventurous Vermont Jones series of dime novels, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow lets you be lead by Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Foro. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Foro's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a child-stressing chase through rope bridges, giant boulders, and other guests!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Notices
- The glow of Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow can be viewed from as far away as a restaurant.
- The mysterious stuff scrawled on the floor of the attraction's exit are written in an ancient language called Columbia Script.
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