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Above: Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow, a favorite attraction of Lonnie Burr
Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow
December 22, 2011
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Based on the geeky Vermont Jones series of graphic novels, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow lets you be lead by Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Xiri. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Xiri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a ultra-stressing chase through booby traps, dirt roads, and random curses!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to buy something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- The unused areas visible from this attraction are overrun with escaped toons.
- The mysterious words scrawled on the ceiling of the attraction's line are written in a private code called Oswald The Lucky Rabbit Script.
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