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Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow, a favorite attraction of Lonnie Burr

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Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 22, 2011
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Popular with: Fanboys

Description

Based on the geeky Vermont Jones series of graphic novels, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow lets you be lead by Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Xiri. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Xiri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a ultra-stressing chase through booby traps, dirt roads, and random curses!

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