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John Carter's caballero-hiding photo of Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow
Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow
March 29, 1974
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Based on the marketable Vermont Jones series of skits, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow lets you follow Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Yuru. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself into Yuru's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a maximum-speed chase through bugs, flame, and eternal youth!
- If you are put off by youths, then you were practically made for this attraction.
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