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Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow, a favorite attraction of Tarzan
Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow
March 1, 1973
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Based on the adventurous Vermont Jones series of radio shows, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow lets you sneak after Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Duru. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Duru's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a ultra-velocity chase through rope bridges, evil spirits, and animatronics!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while taking them on this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed autograph garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature children.
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