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Above: Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow, a favorite ride of Pluto
Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow
November 4, 1979
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Based on the famous Vermont Jones series of records, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow lets you chase Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Yara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Yara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a guest-speed chase through bugs, dirt roads, and lost hats!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of tumbling this ride, find something softer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Annoyance may occur.
- During any earthquakes, this ride may fall to pieces.
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