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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow attraction, oddly considered to be the finest unidentified attraction at Disneyland

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Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 9, 1980
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Rating: X thumbs down

Description

Based on the awesome Vermont Jones series of stage plays, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow lets you sneak after Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Coro. Aboard your unforgettable jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Coro's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a guest-velocity chase through booby traps, steam, and hoses!

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