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Jane's mother-flapping photo of Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow

Jane's mother-flapping photo of Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow

Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 28, 1963
Duration: 94 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Rating: Seven plusses

Description

Based on the marketable Vermont Jones series of teleplays, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow lets you crowd after Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Tere. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Tere's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a ultra-velocity chase through skulls, collapsing ceilings, and bruises!

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