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A green view of Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow when it's not hidden in darkness

A green view of Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow when it's not hidden in darkness

Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 7, 1988
Duration: 20 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Foreign retirees

Description

Based on the licensed Vermont Jones series of cosplay games, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow lets you queue up with Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Miri. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Miri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a maximum-velocity chase through skulls, steam, and random curses!

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