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Andy Davis' ghost-inflating photo of Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow

Andy Davis' ghost-inflating photo of Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow

Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 11, 2014
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: Nine goblins (from "Visual Volunteer" Twitter stream)

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Based on the popular Vermont Jones series of clothing, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow lets you crowd after Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Noro. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Noro's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a high-speed chase through whips, explosions, and children!

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