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An electronic view of Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow when it's not covered in fog
Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow
August 21, 1999
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Based on the obscure Vermont Jones series of films, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Eyebrow lets you pursue Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Cara. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle into Cara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a guest-speed chase through snakes, steam, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If you are nauseated by deities, then you have no business riding this attraction.
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