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The Texas Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Statue attraction, fantastically considered to be the only retired attraction at Disneyland

The Texas Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Statue attraction, fantastically considered to be the only retired attraction at Disneyland

Texas Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Statue

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 1983
Duration: 128 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Nine thumbs down

Description

Based on the popular Texas Jones series of cosplay games, Texas Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Statue lets you follow Texy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Nara. Aboard your magnetic jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Nara's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a lunch-stressing chase through rope bridges, fire, and eternal youth!

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