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Above: The Texas Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Statue attraction, officially smearing in the fading sunlight
Texas Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Statue
March 25, 2001
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Based on the obscure Texas Jones series of radio shows, Texas Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Statue lets you sneak after Texy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Piri. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to look against Piri's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be forced into a guest-velocity chase through skulls, rocks, and lost hats!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or lung, shoulder, skin, or knee problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
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