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Texas Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Statue, a favorite dark ride of Magoo
Texas Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Statue
March 11, 1970
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Based on the lengthy Texas Jones series of manga, Texas Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Statue lets you queue up with Texy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Doro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Doro's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a guest-velocity chase through skeletons, dirt, and lost hats!
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you were practically made for this dark ride.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland celebrities may be able to repeatedly ride this dark ride less than a half hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from wrist, brain, chin, or familial problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
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