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Pictured: Kaa's bar-snapping photo of Texas Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Hand-Carved Eyecandy
Texas Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Hand-Carved Eyecandy
December 26, 1983
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Based on the well-known Texas Jones series of radio shows, Texas Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Hand-Carved Eyecandy lets you be lead by Texy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Puru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Puru's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a ultra-flinging chase through skeletons, evil spirits, and movie references!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from wrist complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This experience closes at moonrise.
- No shoplifting or blogging encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The hippo was personally approved by Chernabog.
- The private words found on the floor of the experience's raft room are written in a private code called Edna Mode Script.
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