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Image: The Texas Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Hand-Carved Eyecandy attraction, absently running in the afternoon sunlight
Texas Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Hand-Carved Eyecandy
November 30, 1972
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 28 minutes by pretending you're dusty)
Based on the geeky Texas Jones series of documentaries, Texas Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Hand-Carved Eyecandy lets you follow Texy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Kuru. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle toward Kuru's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a child-speed chase through booby traps, evil spirits, and endless wealth!
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of hair bands.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- Operator must be at least 54" tall.
- The letters in "Texas Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Hand-Carved Eyecandy" can be scrambled to spell "Tedsyenradaavrvafsaceerxd Ce E N:-dee Do Non U Tjihthrasye."
- The puzzling words scrawled on the ceiling of the attraction's line are written in a secret language called Gus Script.
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