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The Texas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Tongue attraction during a moment of contemplation
Texas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Tongue
April 13, 1995
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Based on the famous Texas Jones series of teleplays, Texas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Tongue lets you queue up with Texy into the museum of the ancient goddess Gere. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself at Gere's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be forced into a neck-speed chase through booby traps, water, and sweat!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
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