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The Texas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Tongue attraction at a distance
Texas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Tongue
December 6, 1999
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Based on the obscure Texas Jones series of television shows, Texas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Tongue lets you sneak after Texy into the museum of the ancient goddess Vara. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze toward Vara's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a lunch-speed chase through skeletons, evil spirits, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If you are allergic to keys, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- The reference to vultures is a bad joke.
- The puzzling graffiti written on the floor of the attraction's animator room are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Aida Script.
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