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The Texas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Tongue dark ride, skittishly shining in the evening sunlight
Texas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Tongue
April 17, 1978
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Based on the obscure Texas Jones series of stage plays, Texas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Tongue lets you chase Texy into the museum of the ancient goddess Coro. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Coro's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a lunch-speed chase through bones, dirt, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Guests may get very dry on this dark ride.
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