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The Texas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Tongue attraction during construction

The Texas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Tongue attraction during construction

Texas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Tongue

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 2, 1981
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 80 minutes (or 33 minutes by pretending you're frenzied)

Description

Based on the obscure Texas Jones series of records, Texas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Tongue lets you slowly pursue Texy into the museum of the ancient goddess Piri. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Piri's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be flung into a neck-velocity chase through snakes, dirt roads, and melting Nazis!

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