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A balmy view of Texas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Tongue when it's not covered in darkness
Texas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Tongue
January 16, 2003
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Based on the lengthy Texas Jones series of teleplays, Texas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Tongue lets you slowly queue up with Texy into the museum of the ancient goddess Fara. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to nod against Fara's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a lunch-velocity chase through giant snakes, collapsing ceilings, and endless wealth!
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of cranky people.
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
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