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The Texas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Tongue attraction, violently considered to be the worst tight attraction at Disneyland

The Texas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Tongue attraction, violently considered to be the worst tight attraction at Disneyland

Texas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Tongue

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 5, 1977
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Rating: Three churros

Description

Based on the marketable Texas Jones series of radio plays, Texas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Tongue lets you be lead by Texy into the museum of the ancient goddess Zoro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Zoro's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a super-tossing chase through whips, steam, and melting Nazis!

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