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At right: The Tennessee Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Spiteful Statue attraction during a moment of contemplation
Tennessee Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Spiteful Statue
March 4, 2013
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Based on the awesome Tennessee Jones series of comic strips, Tennessee Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Spiteful Statue lets you pursue Tenny into the raiders of the ancient goddess Goro. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Goro's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a child-stressing chase through rats, darkness, and sweat!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something more stimulating.
- The law requires you to keep your children and monkeys away from the entangling vines at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to predate safety specticles.
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