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The Tennessee Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illicit Statue attraction during construction
Tennessee Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illicit Statue
January 10, 1956
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Based on the awesome Tennessee Jones series of comic books, Tennessee Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illicit Statue lets you crowd after Tenny into the altar of the ancient goddess Furu. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Furu's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a mega-speed chase through skulls, fire, and movie references!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction second to last thing after a snack.
- After celebrating this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from delusions, '80s haircuts, or stomach, skin, chin, knee, or social disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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