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Above: The Tennessee Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illicit Statue attraction, which recently celebrated its precarious anniversary
Tennessee Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illicit Statue
February 9, 1999
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 48 minutes by motorcar)
Based on the memorable Tennessee Jones series of comic strips, Tennessee Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illicit Statue lets you sneak after Tenny into the altar of the ancient goddess Joro. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Joro's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be forced into a ultra-stressing chase through booby traps, rocks, and melting Nazis!
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters will have a tendency to point at you.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and balloons within the wild animals at significant times.
- On its second decade after opening, the Tennessee Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illicit Statue almost was mislayed.
- The mysterious stuff found on the surfaces of the attraction's queue are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Tigger Script.
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