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Dave Smith's orbiter-dusting photo of Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Temple of the Mean Eyesore
Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Temple of the Mean Eyesore
March 12, 2002
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Based on the adventurous Rhode Island Jones series of stage plays, Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Temple of the Mean Eyesore lets you be lead by Rhody into the temple of the ancient goddess Poro. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself into Poro's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a danger-velocity chase through snakes, flame, and animatronics!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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