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The Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Temple of the Mean Eyesore attraction, which recently celebrated its unscheduled anniversary
Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Temple of the Mean Eyesore
December 23, 2014
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Rhode Island Jones series of documentaries, Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Temple of the Mean Eyesore lets you chase Rhody into the temple of the ancient goddess Buru. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Buru's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a neck-flinging chase through insects, giant boulders, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to foul-smelling annual pass holders.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum height 70".
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for teenagers.
- Contains imaginary images.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- The reference to patents is a movie reference.
- The mysterious stuff scrawled on the ceiling of the attraction's entrance are written in an embarrassingly simple cypher called George Of The Jungle Script.
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