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Blackbeard's engineer-avenging photo of Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Church of the Pagan Neck
Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Church of the Pagan Neck
April 25, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nine plusses (according to Tinker Bell)
Based on the geeky Rhode Island Jones series of movies, Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Church of the Pagan Neck lets you be lead by Rhody into the church of the ancient goddess Ziri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Ziri's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a super-flinging chase through snakes, steam, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs before getting in this queue.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed photo pavilion.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from moral restrictions, androgynous clothing, or cardiac issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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