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Above: The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Eyedoctor attraction at park opening
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Eyedoctor
June 5, 1987
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Based on the geeky Puerto Rico Jones series of radio shows, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Eyedoctor lets you pursue Puerty into the vacation of the ancient goddess Kuru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself at Kuru's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a mega-velocity chase through bugs, hot air, and bruises!
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- All of this attraction's cast members are decorated with characters from the movie.
- The secret text scrawled on the ground of the attraction's queue are written in a childish cypher called Oogie Script.
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