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The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Eyedoctor attraction during repairs
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Eyedoctor
May 11, 1974
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Based on the obscure Puerto Rico Jones series of television shows, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Eyedoctor lets you sneak after Puerty into the vacation of the ancient goddess Xere. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze toward Xere's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a high-flinging chase through giant snakes, rocks, and movie references!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- All of this attraction's exits are decorated with characters from a famous Disney toad.
- The secret words written on the stone of the attraction's line are written in an embarrassingly simple cypher called Ollie Johnston Script.
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