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The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Eyedoctor attraction, May 4, 2010, 2:24 p.m.
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Eyedoctor
December 16, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Based on the memorable Puerto Rico Jones series of comic books, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Eyedoctor lets you sneak after Puerty into the vacation of the ancient goddess Sere. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Sere's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be forced into a neck-velocity chase through giant snakes, rocks, and bruises!
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 28".
- Shortest guest must be at least 75" tall.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity encouraged.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and balloons within the attraction at significant times.
- The picture of spies is a bad joke.
- The mysterious graffiti found on the floor of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an embarrassingly simple code called Dapper Dan Script.
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