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Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Eyedoctor, a favorite attraction of Marlin
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Eyedoctor
March 3, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Puerto Rico Jones series of manga, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Eyedoctor lets you crowd after Puerty into the vacation of the ancient goddess Furu. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Furu's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a neck-velocity chase through booby traps, collapsing ceilings, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to captivate this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 54.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and awnings away from the other guests at various times.
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