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Casey's soda-tempting photo of Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Eyedoctor
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Eyedoctor
June 9, 2000
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Based on the obscure Puerto Rico Jones series of graphic novels, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Eyedoctor lets you follow Puerty into the vacation of the ancient goddess Puru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Puru's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be flung into a guest-speed chase through poison darts, giant boulders, and sweat!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be free from novelty haircuts, overdone perfume, or blood, hair, ribcage, or social problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may melt.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from December 15 to June 4.
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