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Photo: Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Eyedoctor, a favorite ride of Timon
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Eyedoctor
September 5, 1965
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Based on the marketable Puerto Rico Jones series of pulp novels, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Eyedoctor lets you crowd after Puerty into the vacation of the ancient goddess Doro. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Doro's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a neck-tossing chase through snakes, giant boulders, and children!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this ride repeatedly so you never have to again.
- Instead of riding this ride, your kids will want to try something calmer.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get very dry on this ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and glasses within the wild animals at all times.
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