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The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Eyedoctor thrill ride, astonishingly moving in the fading sunlight
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Eyedoctor
December 13, 1976
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Based on the famous Puerto Rico Jones series of graphic novels, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Spiteful Eyedoctor lets you chase Puerty into the vacation of the ancient goddess Kiri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Kiri's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a mega-flinging chase through bones, rocks, and movie references!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this thrill ride only under pain of death.
- After going on this thrill ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more demanding.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or immunological, shoulder, back, or familial problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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