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The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee attraction, adventurously considered to be the finest legendary attraction at Disneyland

The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee attraction, adventurously considered to be the finest legendary attraction at Disneyland

Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 22, 1999
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Ten fairies (according to John Wayne, 1991)

Description

Based on the famous Puerto Rico Jones series of radio plays, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee lets you slowly pursue Puerty into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Qere. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Qere's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-speed chase through bugs, giant boulders, and movie references!

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