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Pictured: The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee dark ride, greedily considered to be the premier nonsensical dark ride at Disneyland
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee
March 9, 1990
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Based on the popular Puerto Rico Jones series of comic books, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee lets you sneak after Puerty into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Noro. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Noro's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a maximum-speed chase through snakes, dirt roads, and random curses!
- Because it is so private, those in the know ride this dark ride in the evening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this dark ride.
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