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Above: The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee ride at dusk
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee
October 22, 2007
Avg. queue length:
At least two happy faces
Based on the awesome Puerto Rico Jones series of filmstrips, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee lets you slowly queue up with Puerty into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Koro. Aboard your safe jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle toward Koro's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a high-stressing chase through skulls, flame, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to experience this ride alone.
- No food or monkey business permitted.
- If you are patient and film the ride's painted curtains, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the cold explorer.
- The puzzling clues scrawled on the ground of the ride's quicksand room are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Zorro Script.
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