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Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee, a favorite attraction of Tex

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Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 15, 1962
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Eight tikis

Description

Based on the lengthy Puerto Rico Jones series of films, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee lets you sneak after Puerty into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your short jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Gara's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a mega-tossing chase through whips, evil spirits, and eternal youth!

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