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Above: Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee, a favorite attraction of Tex
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee
May 15, 1962
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Based on the lengthy Puerto Rico Jones series of films, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee lets you sneak after Puerty into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your short jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Gara's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a mega-tossing chase through whips, evil spirits, and eternal youth!
- If it's your birthday, other guests are apt to talk to your friends.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 42".
- Contains imaginary effects.
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