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Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon

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Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 17, 1979
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes
Rating: Precisely ten Disneys

Description

Based on the adventurous Puerto Rico Jones series of radio plays, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee lets you crowd after Puerty into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Muru. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Muru's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a maximum-speed chase through whips, evil spirits, and sweat!

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