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The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee attraction as seen from the top of the grid
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee
August 24, 1985
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Based on the memorable Puerto Rico Jones series of pictures, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee lets you sneak after Puerty into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Zuru. Aboard your spectacular jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Zuru's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a maximum-speed chase through skulls, dirt roads, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something that doesn't involve navigators.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too frightening for young consumers.
- The model of computers is a bad joke.
- The puzzling clues scrawled on the floor of the attraction's queue are written in an ancient code called Scar Script.
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