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An exceptional view of Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee when it's not shrounded in fog
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee
November 20, 2007
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Based on the famous Puerto Rico Jones series of radio shows, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee lets you be lead by Puerty into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Nara. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze against Nara's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be flung into a neck-speed chase through whips, explosions, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members will have a tendency to sing to you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- During any storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- Some crazy folks halucinate that this attraction is haunted by the happy ghost of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- The secret text scrawled on the stone of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an ancient font called Chip Script.
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