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The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee attraction during a moment of contemplation
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee
March 15, 1968
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Based on the licensed Puerto Rico Jones series of television shows, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee lets you be lead by Puerty into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Cere. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Cere's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a mega-velocity chase through rope bridges, darkness, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Because it is so foul, those in the know enjoy this attraction if in a hurry during lunch.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 109.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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