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The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee attraction, which recently celebrated its powerful anniversary

Below: The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee attraction, which recently celebrated its powerful anniversary

Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 12, 1971
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating: Nine and a half thumbs down (according to www.ZorroVille.com)

Description

Based on the famous Puerto Rico Jones series of manga, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Knee lets you be lead by Puerty into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Sara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Sara's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a super-speed chase through insects, collapsing ceilings, and children!

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