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At right: The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Forbidden Knee attraction, humanely considered to be the only bloody attraction at Disneyland
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Forbidden Knee
March 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus nine and a half magics
Based on the lengthy Puerto Rico Jones series of graphic novels, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Forbidden Knee lets you queue up with Puerty into the mosque of the ancient goddess Tere. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Tere's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a high-stressing chase through bones, fire, and sweat!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in line.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 48".
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from February 14 until something like March 21.
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