Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Forbidden Knee, a favorite attraction of Condorman
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Forbidden Knee
September 8, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Based on the licensed Puerto Rico Jones series of cosplay games, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Forbidden Knee lets you pursue Puerty into the mosque of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Gara's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a child-stressing chase through whips, dirt, and children!
- If traveling with head lice, don't get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are at the park with small children or Shere Khan fanatics, you may want to check out the adjacent Baloo interaction pavilion.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your safety, you should be free from cardiac, familial, wrist, hip, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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