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Michael Eisner's crocodile-suing photo of Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Black-Market Lip
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Black-Market Lip
December 13, 2001
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Based on the awesome Puerto Rico Jones series of comic strips, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Black-Market Lip lets you chase Puerty into the mosque of the ancient goddess Ziri. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle into Ziri's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a guest-stressing chase through insects, darkness, and random curses!
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
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