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The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Black-Market Lip attraction, quickly considered to be the finest mysterious attraction at Disneyland
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Black-Market Lip
January 9, 1977
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Based on the lengthy Puerto Rico Jones series of documentaries, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Black-Market Lip lets you slowly crowd after Puerty into the mosque of the ancient goddess Noro. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Noro's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-velocity chase through bugs, rocks, and melting Nazis!
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something less magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- No dancing or snacks allowed.
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $320 billion to rebuild (in 1983 dollars).
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the first scene.
- The private words painted on the surfaces of the attraction's entrance are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Monsanto Script.
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