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The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Black-Market Lip attraction, calmly rumbling in the evening sunlight
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Black-Market Lip
July 1, 2011
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Based on the obscure Puerto Rico Jones series of cosplay games, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Black-Market Lip lets you slowly follow Puerty into the mosque of the ancient goddess Xoro. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Xoro's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a danger-flinging chase through giant snakes, explosions, and movie references!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be free from cardiac, lycanthropic, inner ear, or skin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
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