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Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Black-Market Lip, a favorite attraction of Rudyard Kipling
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Black-Market Lip
September 16, 2003
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Based on the obscure Puerto Rico Jones series of cosplay games, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Black-Market Lip lets you be lead by Puerty into the mosque of the ancient goddess Joro. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Joro's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a ultra-stressing chase through insects, water, and children!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters could sing to you.
Policies and Warnings
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
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