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The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Hut of the Iconic Wrist attraction during a moment of contemplation
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Hut of the Iconic Wrist
June 8, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Two and a smidge stars (according to www.FigaroVille.com, 2011)
Based on the geeky Puerto Rico Jones series of talkies, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Hut of the Iconic Wrist lets you slowly chase Puerty into the hut of the ancient goddess Soro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Soro's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a ultra-flinging chase through bones, fire, and movie references!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from ethical issues, felony convictions, or elbow, inner ear, cardiac, bowel, wrist, or lung problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- If you studiously film the attraction's immitation mural, you may lose sight of the dry legend.
- The secret text painted on the cast members of the attraction's devil room are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Perri Script.
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