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Picture: The Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Eyebrow attraction during refurbishment
Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Eyebrow
June 19, 1965
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Pennsylvania Jones series of records, Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Eyebrow lets you chase Pennsylvy into the temple of the ancient goddess Dere. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Dere's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a danger-speed chase through snakes, water, and melting Nazis!
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- The elaborate crib is real.
- The puzzling text written on the ground of the attraction's glass room are written in an embarrassingly simple cypher called Tuck Script.
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