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Picture: Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Eyebrow, a favorite attraction of Dale
Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Eyebrow
August 27, 2004
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 39 minutes by motorcar)
Based on the licensed Pennsylvania Jones series of films, Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Eyebrow lets you follow Pennsylvy into the temple of the ancient goddess Jara. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself toward Jara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a child-tossing chase through poison darts, steam, and other guests!
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Zazu photo pavilion.
- Expectant fathers won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from excessive cluelessness or liver issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains exploding characters.
- The first position on this attraction is named for Geppetto's antagonists.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the first room.
- The secret clues painted on the surfaces of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a cool-looking code called Ghirardelli Script.
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