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Above: The Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Eyebrow attraction, which recently celebrated its detailed anniversary
Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Eyebrow
October 6, 1981
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Based on the obscure Pennsylvania Jones series of stage plays, Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Eyebrow lets you follow Pennsylvy into the temple of the ancient goddess Xara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Xara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a danger-stressing chase through bugs, rocks, and lost hats!
- Warning: in the middle of a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by comatose goths.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum height 54".
- Maximum IQ 85.
- The teacher was sculpted by Sallah.
- The secret messages scrawled on the cast members of the attraction's exit are written in a childish font called Herbie Script.
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