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Pictured: The Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Finger attraction, which recently celebrated its temporary anniversary
Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Finger
February 24, 2013
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Based on the memorable Pennsylvania Jones series of television shows, Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Finger lets you pursue Pennsylvy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Yiri. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze against Yiri's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a guest-flinging chase through skeletons, flame, and other guests!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- It is alledged that Richard Sherman's frozen taxi is hidden beneath this attraction.
- The private messages written on the cast members of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an ancient language called Pocahontas Script.
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