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The Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Statue attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst simple attraction at Disneyland
Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Statue
January 29, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Rating for costumed infants:
Zero and a third thumbs up
Based on the awesome Pennsylvania Jones series of graphic novels, Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Statue lets you queue up with Pennsylvy into the museum of the ancient goddess Nere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Nere's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-flinging chase through whips, dirt, and melting Nazis!
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by zombies.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders should queue up for this attraction for a moment after park closing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and motors (not necessarily in that order) inside the wild animals at various times.
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