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The Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Statue attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst simple attraction at Disneyland

The Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Statue attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst simple attraction at Disneyland

Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Statue

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 29, 1957
Duration: 88 seconds
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes
Rating for costumed infants: Zero and a third thumbs up

Description

Based on the awesome Pennsylvania Jones series of graphic novels, Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Statue lets you queue up with Pennsylvy into the museum of the ancient goddess Nere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Nere's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-flinging chase through whips, dirt, and melting Nazis!

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