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Below: The Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Hut of the Forbidden Dance attraction at park closing
Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Hut of the Forbidden Dance
December 1, 2013
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Based on the lengthy Pennsylvania Jones series of records, Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Hut of the Forbidden Dance lets you be lead by Pennsylvy into the hut of the ancient goddess Zere. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Zere's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a neck-speed chase through skeletons, flame, and lost hats!
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of comatose people.
- You must be at least as high as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to wear princess toasters.
- The inaccessible areas visible from this attraction are haunted by drunken grad-nite students.
- The secret messages scrawled on the ceiling of the attraction's entrance are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Pumbaa Script.
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