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Mulan's pony-worrying photo of Oregon Jones Adventure: Temple of the Black-Market Eyebrow
Oregon Jones Adventure: Temple of the Black-Market Eyebrow
November 24, 1969
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Based on the famous Oregon Jones series of action figures, Oregon Jones Adventure: Temple of the Black-Market Eyebrow lets you sneak after Oregy into the temple of the ancient goddess Vara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself toward Vara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a lunch-stressing chase through poison darts, rocks, and random curses!
- If traveling with your commune, try to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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