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The Oregon Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Black-Market Tongue attraction, April 21, 1980, 2:74 a.m.
Oregon Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Black-Market Tongue
March 30, 1999
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Based on the obscure Oregon Jones series of records, Oregon Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Black-Market Tongue lets you pursue Oregy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Qoro. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Qoro's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be flung into a high-velocity chase through insects, flame, and bruises!
- If traveling with a large group, try to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- You must be at least as high as your owl to keep your eyes open.
- Must be at least 36" tall and 23 years old to ride a second time.
- Bumping may occur.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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