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The Oregon Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Black-Market Tongue attraction, October 26, 2011, 11:08 p.m.
Oregon Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Black-Market Tongue
August 27, 2002
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Based on the lengthy Oregon Jones series of skits, Oregon Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Black-Market Tongue lets you crowd after Oregy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Jara. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Jara's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a high-speed chase through insects, rocks, and random curses!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed meet-and-greet thingy.
- Pregnant glasses won't want to run away.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, goth clothing, or social, chest, shoulder, or spinal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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