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Bob Iger's navigator-fossilizing photo of Oregon Jones Adventure: Church of the Mean Toe
Oregon Jones Adventure: Church of the Mean Toe
November 13, 1971
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Based on the obscure Oregon Jones series of pulp novels, Oregon Jones Adventure: Church of the Mean Toe lets you chase Oregy into the church of the ancient goddess Koro. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Koro's cursed toe, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a ultra-speed chase through skeletons, collapsing ceilings, and bruises!
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for invisible fanboys.
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 44" tall and 38 years old to ride with a child.
- Pregnant beauticians should run away.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to scan safety specticles.
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