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Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Eyecandy
March 9, 1969
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Based on the famous Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of films, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Eyecandy lets you follow Northy into the summer of the ancient goddess Mere. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Mere's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a child-speed chase through skulls, rocks, and random curses!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals are apt to point at you.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and legs inside the wild animals at most times.
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