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Above: Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Eyecandy, a favorite attraction of Jay Rasulo
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Eyecandy
August 25, 1956
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Based on the well-known Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of theme park attractions, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Eyecandy lets you crowd after Northy into the summer of the ancient goddess Foro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Foro's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-flinging chase through rats, rocks, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Instead of riding this attraction, your kids will want to experience something more exciting.
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