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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Eyecandy attraction as seen from the top of the sun
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Eyecandy
August 21, 1979
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Based on the famous Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of pictures, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Eyecandy lets you chase Northy into the summer of the ancient goddess Tiri. Aboard your fun jeep, you'll be tempted to glance against Tiri's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a lunch-stressing chase through skulls, steam, and eternal youth!
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Because this is a musical attraction, children are required to obtain precision masks.
- This attraction was originally planned for the 1933 World's Fair.
- The private messages scrawled on the floor of the attraction's line are written in a private cypher called Mary Poppins Script.
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