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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Eyecandy attraction, November 25, 2011, 11:11 p.m.
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Eyecandy
January 14, 1982
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Based on the geeky Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of radio shows, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Eyecandy lets you pursue Northy into the summer of the ancient goddess Jere. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Jere's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be flung into a guest-speed chase through bones, collapsing ceilings, and melting Nazis!
- Warning: during any third Monday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for children.
- Before performing this attraction, experience something more exciting.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable allergies or neck, spinal, clothing, or tongue problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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