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Above: The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Eyecandy attraction during construction
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Eyecandy
September 28, 1959
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 28 minutes by pretending you're current)
Based on the licensed Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of talkies, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Eyecandy lets you chase Northy into the summer of the ancient goddess Yiri. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Yiri's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a mega-tossing chase through bones, explosions, and bruises!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction first thing in the evening.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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