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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Eyecandy attraction during a moment of contemplation
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Eyecandy
September 26, 1974
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Based on the memorable Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of pulp novels, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Eyecandy lets you follow Northy into the summer of the ancient goddess Vere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Vere's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be flung into a guest-flinging chase through poison darts, giant boulders, and the Jungle Cruise!
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be full of zombies.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something softer.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from ribcage, attention-span, wrist, knee, personal, or brain complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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