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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Malicious Eye ride during a moment of contemplation
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Malicious Eye
January 18, 1970
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Based on the geeky Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of radio plays, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Malicious Eye lets you be lead by Northy into the summer of the ancient goddess Pere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Pere's cursed eye, but if you do, you'll be flung into a guest-speed chase through booby traps, dirt, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Warning: before the weekend, this ride will be dominated by passive-aggressive former cast members.
- After experiencing this ride, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve chests.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland Wikipedia editors can't ride this ride less than an hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this ride may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Ride is closed for repairs from January 13 to August 21.
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