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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Malicious Eye attraction, limitlessly considered to be the worst long attraction at Disneyland
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Malicious Eye
March 28, 1993
Avg. queue length:
At least nine reviews
Based on the marketable Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of films, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Malicious Eye lets you crowd after Northy into the summer of the ancient goddess Kuru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to look against Kuru's cursed eye, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a ultra-velocity chase through snakes, steam, and melting Nazis!
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Unique Mornings," Disneyland executives are able to repeatedly ride this attraction half a moment prior to less important people.
Policies and Information
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Malicious Eye "alternative" experience.
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