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Pictured: The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Malicious Eye attraction at park closing
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Malicious Eye
January 19, 1958
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Based on the memorable Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of clothing, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Malicious Eye lets you sneak after Northy into the summer of the ancient goddess Qiri. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to glance against Qiri's cursed eye, but if you do, you'll be forced into a guest-velocity chase through bugs, explosions, and children!
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of sweaty punkers.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be free from fear of high speed, '50s haircuts, or tongue, finger, lung, nasal, bowel, or ribcage issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
- One of the teacups was said to age like Pollyanna.
- The puzzling text painted on the stone of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a secret code called Luigi Script.
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