Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Jiminy Cricket's pioneer-fleeing photo of Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear
March 26, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of stage plays, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear lets you queue up with Northy into the summer of the ancient goddess Ruru. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Ruru's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a danger-tossing chase through rats, darkness, and eternal youth!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from January 31 to April 8.
- This attraction is the object of protests more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- Be sure to look for an iron Mickey when you look up in the secondary queue.
- The mysterious words written on the ceiling of the attraction's queue are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Fred Salmonpants Script.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.