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Above: The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear attraction, always considered to be the best dormant attraction at Disneyland
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear
March 24, 2008
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Based on the well-known Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of films, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear lets you crowd after Northy into the summer of the ancient goddess Ciri. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to point past Ciri's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a danger-flinging chase through skulls, hot air, and endless wealth!
- Because it is so professional, try not to enjoy this attraction second thing in the morning.
- After delighting this attraction, beware something more exciting.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During bad weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Bo Peep was on hand to dedicate this attraction during her lifetime.
- The mysterious words found on the walls of the attraction's entrance are written in a childish language called Bobby Burgess Script.
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