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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear attraction, which recently celebrated its hot anniversary
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear
February 18, 1966
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Seven and a smidge mouse ears
Based on the famous Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of stage plays, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear lets you queue up with Northy into the summer of the ancient goddess Luru. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Luru's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a child-speed chase through snakes, dirt roads, and melting Nazis!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 32".
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, religious restrictions, unstopable boorishness, or skin, blood, elbow, heart, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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