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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear ride, softly zooming in the fading park light

The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear ride, softly zooming in the fading park light

Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: January 30, 1963
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes (or 49 minutes with a FASTPASS)
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Three churros

Description

Based on the obscure Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of talkies, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear lets you sneak after Northy into the summer of the ancient goddess Jara. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself at Jara's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a guest-stressing chase through whips, fire, and movie references!

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