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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear attraction at a distance

The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear attraction at a distance

Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 25, 1982
Duration: 145 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Favored by: Tweens

Description

Based on the geeky Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of cosplay games, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear lets you pursue Northy into the summer of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Gara's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a super-speed chase through skeletons, fire, and children!

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