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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear attraction at a distance
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear
March 25, 1982
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Based on the geeky Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of cosplay games, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear lets you pursue Northy into the summer of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Gara's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a super-speed chase through skeletons, fire, and children!
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to ride this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Pregnant passengers may not ride.
- Bumping may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and legs inside the cast members at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from December 3 through May 6.
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