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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear attraction during repairs
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear
September 29, 1965
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Based on the obscure Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of filmstrips, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear lets you pursue Northy into the summer of the ancient goddess Ruru. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle toward Ruru's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a high-speed chase through giant snakes, dirt roads, and movie references!
- Warning: before rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts, blinding shoes, or knee, fingernail, nasal, or neck problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains exploding effects.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
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