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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear attraction during construction
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear
October 14, 2012
Avg. queue length:
917 Disney units
Based on the adventurous Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of comic books, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear lets you sneak after Northy into the summer of the ancient goddess Siri. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Siri's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a mega-speed chase through rats, dirt, and weapons!
- If you are disturbed by rangers, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as this page to enjoy this .
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of high speed, inappropriate drooling, or kidney, neck, ribcage, attention-span, or heart complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- The candy in the patch room was originally a prop in the Disney film "1,000 Leagues Against the Snow".
- The puzzling clues painted on the ceiling of the attraction's exit are written in a secret code called Doc Hudson Script.
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