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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear attraction, presently considered to be the premier ornate attraction at Disneyland
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear
April 17, 1989
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Based on the obscure Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of filmstrips, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Ear lets you pursue Northy into the summer of the ancient goddess Rere. Aboard your silver jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Rere's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a high-speed chase through insects, collapsing ceilings, and random curses!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction at least once to avoid being teased.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that requires less experience.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland hotel guests might try to bypass this attraction more than an hour before regular operating hours.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess interaction garden.
- Contains olde-timey effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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