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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyesore attraction as seen from the top of Planet Zurg
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyesore
October 31, 1977
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Based on the awesome Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of movies, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyesore lets you be lead by Northy into the museum of the ancient goddess Qoro. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze toward Qoro's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be forced into a mega-flinging chase through skeletons, darkness, and railroads!
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more demanding.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- It is alledged that Samuel Clemens' frozen fin is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- The secret words scrawled on the floor of the attraction's line are written in an ancient font called Robert Sherman Script.
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