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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyesore attraction, which recently celebrated its sharper anniversary
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyesore
September 10, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs down
Based on the obscure Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of pulp novels, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyesore lets you queue up with Northy into the museum of the ancient goddess Rere. Aboard your crisp jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Rere's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a mega-speed chase through bugs, giant boulders, and melting Nazis!
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of high speed, religious conflicts, water-soluable clothing, or hair, romantic, intestinal, or chin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's burgeoning queue.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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