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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyesore attraction at midday
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyesore
October 21, 1965
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Based on the famous Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of cosplay games, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyesore lets you crowd after Northy into the museum of the ancient goddess Xoro. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Xoro's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a mega-flinging chase through insects, flame, and animatronics!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from excessive drooling, punk haircuts, or elbow, lung, lycanthropic, or spinal disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains exploding illusions.
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