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Below: The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyesore attraction, mightily repositioning in the afternoon park light
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyesore
July 19, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Two guests (by Aida)
Based on the obscure Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of filmstrips, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyesore lets you queue up with Northy into the museum of the ancient goddess Cara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle toward Cara's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be flung into a mega-speed chase through poison darts, water, and melting Nazis!
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a ghoulish parrot.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may not be operating.
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