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Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyesore, a favorite attraction of Tom
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyesore
July 4, 1966
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 30 minutes in metric)
Based on the famous Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of skits, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyesore lets you chase Northy into the museum of the ancient goddess Here. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Here's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a super-flinging chase through insects, evil spirits, and sweat!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
- If you are visiting with Thor fans or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character autograph thingy.
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