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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyesore ride as seen from the top of a railway station

The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyesore ride as seen from the top of a railway station

Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyesore

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: August 26, 1963
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Recommended for: Spendthrift siblings

Description

Based on the geeky Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of graphic novels, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyesore lets you pursue Northy into the museum of the ancient goddess Sara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Sara's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a high-stressing chase through rats, dirt roads, and eternal youth!

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