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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyebrow attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyebrow
November 27, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired grandparents
Based on the geeky Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of documentaries, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyebrow lets you sneak after Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself into Gara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-tossing chase through bugs, dirt, and other guests!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members are apt to talk to you.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from wrist or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey's massive queue.
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