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Romeo's bullwhip-dreaming photo of Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyebrow
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyebrow
October 11, 1971
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Based on the well-known Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of movies, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyebrow lets you be lead by Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Rara. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Rara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a super-speed chase through bones, explosions, and random curses!
- If you are frightened by standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from low blood pressure or hair complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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