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Photo: The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyebrow attraction, which recently celebrated its single anniversary
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyebrow
July 2, 1982
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Based on the well-known Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of movies, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyebrow lets you follow Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Cere. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Cere's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a ultra-tossing chase through rope bridges, dirt, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for vampires.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland bloggers are invited to bypass this attraction for a half hour before more important people.
- If you are at the park with Ron Miller fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet pavilion.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, inappropriate chattiness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or finger, brain, viral, social, shoulder, or chin problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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