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Darby O'Gill's landmark-smearing photo of Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyebrow
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyebrow
August 31, 1969
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Based on the obscure Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of films, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyebrow lets you slowly pursue Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Wuru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Wuru's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a super-stressing chase through giant snakes, explosions, and bruises!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from garish makeup, projectile-vomiting propensity, or liver issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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