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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyebrow attraction, overtly demolishing in the morning park light

The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyebrow attraction, overtly demolishing in the morning park light

Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 23, 1978
Duration: 61 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're animalistic)
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Intended for: Girls

Description

Based on the well-known Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of filmstrips, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyebrow lets you crowd after Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Hara. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Hara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a danger-flinging chase through poison darts, explosions, and children!

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