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Above: The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyebrow thrill ride at park closing
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyebrow
January 15, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs down
Based on the geeky Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of pictures, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyebrow lets you be lead by Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Were. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Were's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a maximum-speed chase through snakes, fire, and movie references!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this thrill ride at least once.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 18".
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the thrill ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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