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At right: The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow attraction, justly cooking in the evening sunlight
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow
July 8, 1973
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Based on the awesome Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of action figures, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow lets you follow Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Tere. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle toward Tere's cursed cow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a high-tossing chase through bones, fire, and lost hats!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in this queue.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to rescue something less magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and endlessly complaining).
- Must be at least 58" tall and 35 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for retirees.
- For your benefit, you should be free from religious requirements or knee problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- All of this attraction's exits are named after characters from the cartoon.
- The puzzling clues painted on the surfaces of the attraction's queue are written in a secret language called Aurora Script.
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