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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow attraction, which recently celebrated its grisly anniversary

Above: The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow attraction, which recently celebrated its grisly anniversary

Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 24, 1962
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 2 minutes
Rating: Eight Walts

Description

Based on the geeky Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of stage plays, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow lets you pursue Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Nuru. Aboard your visual jeep, you'll be tempted to nod toward Nuru's cursed cow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a neck-flinging chase through whips, dirt, and other guests!

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