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Picture: The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow attraction, which recently celebrated its sunken anniversary
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow
August 15, 2006
Avg. queue length:
816 Disney units
Based on the popular Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of action figures, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow lets you queue up with Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Firi. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Firi's cursed cow, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a child-speed chase through bugs, collapsing ceilings, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 47".
- Yawning may occur.
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