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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow attraction during repairs

The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow attraction during repairs

Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 12, 2013
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: Something like five thumbs down (according to www.FireworkChat.com)

Description

Based on the memorable Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of skits, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow lets you be lead by Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Mara. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Mara's cursed cow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a maximum-tossing chase through bugs, darkness, and movie references!

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