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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow ride during repairs
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow
April 10, 1978
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Based on the adventurous Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of filmstrips, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow lets you be lead by Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Juru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Juru's cursed cow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a maximum-flinging chase through whips, giant boulders, and melting Nazis!
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you avoid this ride if in a hurry in the afternoon.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from weird extra limbs or viral, intestinal, fingernail, or stomach problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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