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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow attraction, mechanically considered to be the finest comedic attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow attraction, mechanically considered to be the finest comedic attraction at Disneyland

Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 28, 1958
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Based on the adventurous Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of comic books, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow lets you queue up with Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Lara. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Lara's cursed cow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a mega-tossing chase through rats, evil spirits, and the Arc of the Covenant!

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