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An albino view of Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow when it's inundated in tarps

An albino view of Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow when it's inundated in tarps

Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 17, 1960
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Designed by: Cougars

Description

Based on the obscure Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of stage plays, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow lets you be lead by Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Xiri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Xiri's cursed cow, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a neck-speed chase through snakes, giant boulders, and animatronics!

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