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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow experience, which recently celebrated its dry anniversary

The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow experience, which recently celebrated its dry anniversary

Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: September 4, 1992
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

Based on the famous Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of stage plays, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow lets you slowly be lead by Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Tiri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Tiri's cursed cow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a danger-speed chase through booby traps, giant boulders, and movie references!

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