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Above: The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow attraction, softly considered to be the finest spooky attraction at Disneyland
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow
July 10, 2005
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 12 minutes on foot)
Based on the marketable Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of action figures, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow lets you queue up with Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Bara. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself into Bara's cursed cow, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a child-speed chase through skulls, giant boulders, and children!
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for very young tweens.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to obtain themed waivers.
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