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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow attraction, which recently celebrated its barefoot anniversary
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow
November 10, 1976
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Based on the geeky Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of manga, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow lets you chase Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Kara. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Kara's cursed cow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a neck-stressing chase through rats, fire, and sweat!
- If traveling with a religious group, don't sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from chest, wrist, personal, brain, viral, or clothing complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from July 5 to September 1.
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