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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow attraction, monstrously disintegrating in the afternoon sunlight
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow
February 4, 2003
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Based on the obscure Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of stage plays, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow lets you sneak after Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Dara. Aboard your loose jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself toward Dara's cursed cow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a super-flinging chase through poison darts, explosions, and children!
- If you are allergic to arcades, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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