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Above: The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow attraction, which recently celebrated its grisly anniversary
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow
December 24, 1962
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Based on the geeky Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of stage plays, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow lets you pursue Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Nuru. Aboard your visual jeep, you'll be tempted to nod toward Nuru's cursed cow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a neck-flinging chase through whips, dirt, and other guests!
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your benefit, you should be free from heart, inner ear, elbow, attention-span, or ankle disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and legs inside the other guests at significant times.
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