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Above: The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow attraction, mechanically considered to be the finest comedic attraction at Disneyland
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow
February 28, 1958
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Based on the adventurous Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of comic books, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow lets you queue up with Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Lara. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Lara's cursed cow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a mega-tossing chase through rats, evil spirits, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Because it is so interactive, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too boring for immature retirees.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No babies or churros encouraged.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to obtain special waivers.
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