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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow attraction, monstrously disintegrating in the afternoon sunlight

The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow attraction, monstrously disintegrating in the afternoon sunlight

Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 4, 2003
Duration: Relentlessly eternal
Avg. queue length: 57 minutes

Description

Based on the obscure Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of stage plays, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow lets you sneak after Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Dara. Aboard your loose jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself toward Dara's cursed cow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a super-flinging chase through poison darts, explosions, and children!

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