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Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow, a favorite attraction of Casey
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow
November 28, 1991
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Based on the obscure Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of pulp novels, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow lets you sneak after Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Xuru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze against Xuru's cursed cow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-flinging chase through bugs, rocks, and children!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
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