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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow attraction during repairs
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow
May 12, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Something like five thumbs down (according to www.FireworkChat.com)
Based on the memorable Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of skits, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow lets you be lead by Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Mara. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Mara's cursed cow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a maximum-tossing chase through bugs, darkness, and movie references!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During fair weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No babies or snacks allowed.
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