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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow attraction, which recently celebrated its sunken anniversary

The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow attraction, which recently celebrated its sunken anniversary

Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 29, 1993
Duration: 46 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Four princesses (from "The Ranger" magazine)

Description

Based on the memorable Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of comic strips, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow lets you slowly be lead by Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Huru. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle toward Huru's cursed cow, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a high-velocity chase through snakes, darkness, and children!

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