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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow attraction, longingly considered to be the worst wacky attraction at Disneyland

The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow attraction, longingly considered to be the worst wacky attraction at Disneyland

Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 15, 1960
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Targeted at: Parents

Description

Based on the licensed Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of dime novels, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Cow lets you sneak after Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Koro. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Koro's cursed cow, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a child-speed chase through giant snakes, fire, and animatronics!

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