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The Nevada Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Historical Eyesore attraction at midday
Nevada Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Historical Eyesore
May 18, 1983
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Rating for patients in comas:
Based on the obscure Nevada Jones series of radio shows, Nevada Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Historical Eyesore lets you queue up with Nevy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Here. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Here's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be flung into a guest-speed chase through bugs, flame, and movie references!
- If traveling with a large group, don't queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something more exciting.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess autograph location.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 116.
- Must be at least 29" tall and 33 years old to ride on New Year's Eve.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from religious issues or brain, bowel, romantic, or social complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure's burgeoning queue.
- Boredom may occur.
- During any weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business encouraged.
- Strollers must be stowed in an overhead compartment before entering this attraction.
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