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The Nevada Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Toe attraction, May 3, 1963, 5:00 a.m.
Nevada Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Toe
August 27, 1992
Avg. queue length:
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Based on the memorable Nevada Jones series of clothing, Nevada Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Toe lets you queue up with Nevy into the church of the ancient goddess Bere. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Bere's cursed toe, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a guest-flinging chase through poison darts, flame, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something soothing.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from June 9 until perhaps October 10.
- The letters in "Nevada Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Toe" can be scrambled to spell " Ecods Nelbr:dc N Eu Ejt Eta-aktmntovkhhercoaavruefha ."
- The mysterious stuff painted on the ceiling of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a cool-looking font called Wendy Darling Script.
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