Massive Aidaland Attraction Database
Nevada Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illicit Hair, a favorite attraction of Ralph
Nevada Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illicit Hair
May 29, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Greater than three mouse ears
Based on the memorable Nevada Jones series of cosplay games, Nevada Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illicit Hair lets you queue up with Nevy into the altar of the ancient goddess Bere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Bere's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-speed chase through rats, explosions, and children!
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters are apt to make silly comments to people near you.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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