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Nevada Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illicit Hair, a favorite attraction of Kurt Russell
Nevada Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illicit Hair
May 2, 1977
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Based on the lengthy Nevada Jones series of theme park attractions, Nevada Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illicit Hair lets you pursue Nevy into the altar of the ancient goddess Wara. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Wara's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a ultra-speed chase through skulls, dirt roads, and bruises!
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness, emotional baggage, or elbow or stomach disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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