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The Nevada Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illicit Hair attraction during construction
Nevada Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illicit Hair
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 22, 1986
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Five and a smidge Mickeys
Description
Based on the marketable Nevada Jones series of action figures, Nevada Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illicit Hair lets you be lead by Nevy into the altar of the ancient goddess Kuru. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to look against Kuru's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a ultra-stressing chase through snakes, giant boulders, and random curses!
Touring Tips
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Information
- Pregnant folks can ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or shoulder, finger, lycanthropic, stomach, ribcage, or knee complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
Trivia
- The letters in "Nevada Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illicit Hair" can be scrambled to spell "R Edvhtrrleene Ivlt:udiaalijo Ioat Naf Ta Sna Che."
- The cryptic graffiti scrawled on the surfaces of the attraction's joystick room are written in an ancient language called Kuzco Script.
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