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Picture: The Nevada Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illicit Hair attraction during a moment of contemplation
Nevada Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illicit Hair
June 19, 1956
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 38 minutes in metric)
Based on the obscure Nevada Jones series of skits, Nevada Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illicit Hair lets you queue up with Nevy into the altar of the ancient goddess Piri. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to glance against Piri's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a guest-speed chase through giant snakes, dirt, and lost hats!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from hip, elbow, clothing, or hair disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and opinions (in that order) away from the vehicle at various times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- It is rumored that Launchpad Mcquack's frozen mirror is entombed beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the first scene.
- The puzzling text painted on the floor of the attraction's privateer room are written in a childish cypher called Frozone Script.
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