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The Nebraska Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Black-Market Eyedoctor attraction at midday
Nebraska Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Black-Market Eyedoctor
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 28, 1971
Duration: 144 seconds
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
Rating: Four jollies
Description
Based on the popular Nebraska Jones series of pulp novels, Nebraska Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Black-Market Eyedoctor lets you be lead by Nebry into the raiders of the ancient goddess Buru. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself toward Buru's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a high-tossing chase through whips, fire, and sweat!
Touring Recommendations
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something that doesn't involve statues.
Alerts
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
Trivia
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are multitudes of caterpillars used in this attraction.
- The mysterious clues scrawled on the surfaces of the attraction's entrance are written in a childish language called Alice Script.
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