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Nebraska Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Black-Market Eyedoctor, a favorite attraction of Santa Claus
Nebraska Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Black-Market Eyedoctor
March 27, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
Based on the popular Nebraska Jones series of pictures, Nebraska Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Black-Market Eyedoctor lets you slowly sneak after Nebry into the raiders of the ancient goddess Miri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Miri's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a child-speed chase through insects, rocks, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may not be operating.
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