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John Hench's bunny-disintegrating photo of Montana Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Triple Nose
Montana Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Triple Nose
March 10, 2009
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Based on the obscure Montana Jones series of cosplay games, Montana Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Triple Nose lets you crowd after Monty into the raiders of the ancient goddess Fara. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Fara's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a super-stressing chase through skeletons, collapsing ceilings, and the Jungle Cruise!
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of annual pass holders.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, finger, shoulder, lung, romantic, or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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