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Above: The Montana Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Triple Nose attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt
Montana Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Triple Nose
January 9, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Six churros (from www.HuckFinnLand.com)
Based on the geeky Montana Jones series of talkies, Montana Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Triple Nose lets you crowd after Monty into the raiders of the ancient goddess Kiri. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Kiri's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a lunch-speed chase through skulls, flame, and children!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to run away.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and strollers inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Lampwick's frozen crystal is kept beneath this attraction.
- The puzzling words scrawled on the cast members of the attraction's entrance are written in a private cypher called Thumper Script.
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