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The Montana Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Eyesore attraction during repairs
Montana Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Eyesore
November 5, 2003
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Based on the licensed Montana Jones series of pulp novels, Montana Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Eyesore lets you queue up with Monty into the church of the ancient goddess Turu. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Turu's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a high-tossing chase through insects, steam, and eternal youth!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction if in a hurry during lunch.
Policies and Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, skimpy clothing, or inner ear, finger, skin, ribcage, or heart problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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