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Above: The Montana Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Eyesore attraction at dusk
Montana Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Eyesore
May 14, 2008
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Based on the marketable Montana Jones series of television shows, Montana Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Eyesore lets you slowly chase Monty into the church of the ancient goddess Biri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Biri's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a danger-stressing chase through rats, dirt roads, and melting Nazis!
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Warnings
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and strollers inside the vehicle at significant times.
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