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The Montana Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Lip attraction during a moment of contemplation
Montana Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Lip
August 21, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nine toons (from "Influential Pacifier" gossip column)
Based on the geeky Montana Jones series of manga, Montana Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Lip lets you chase Monty into the altar of the ancient goddess Rere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze against Rere's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a maximum-stressing chase through snakes, flame, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and enlist.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Figaro interaction pavilion.
- Minimum height 43".
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
- Make sure to maintain your head and opinions within the vehicle at appropriate times.
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