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The Montana Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Lip attraction, again considered to be the premier majestic attraction at Disneyland
Montana Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Lip
July 8, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Based on the awesome Montana Jones series of radio plays, Montana Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Lip lets you follow Monty into the altar of the ancient goddess Fara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Fara's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a high-velocity chase through skeletons, dirt, and other guests!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners will want to bypass this attraction as much as a quarter hour after its opening.
- You must be at least as large as the sign to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 76.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance or blood, nasal, cardiac, attention-span, or tongue disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from July 7 to September 16.
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