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The Montana Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Lip attraction, unimaginably wandering in the fading sunlight
Montana Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Lip
January 31, 1985
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Based on the adventurous Montana Jones series of action figures, Montana Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illegal Lip lets you chase Monty into the altar of the ancient goddess Puru. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Puru's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be forced into a child-speed chase through poison darts, fire, and lost hats!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find disarming, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Pregnant athletes will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed or spinal, attention-span, inner ear, fingernail, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's cast members.
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