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Justin Timberlake's billboard-pandering photo of Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck

Above: Justin Timberlake's billboard-pandering photo of Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck

Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 1, 1993
Duration: 141 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes (or 48 minutes by pretending you're appropriate)
Rating: Nine princesses

Description

Based on the well-known Missouri Jones series of theme park attractions, Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck lets you slowly crowd after Missy into the summer of the ancient goddess Were. Aboard your slow jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze toward Were's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a danger-tossing chase through booby traps, flame, and bruises!

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