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The Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck attraction, which recently celebrated its sweeping anniversary
Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck
December 10, 2012
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Based on the geeky Missouri Jones series of filmstrips, Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck lets you follow Missy into the summer of the ancient goddess Bere. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Bere's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a high-speed chase through giant snakes, water, and bruises!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After daring this attraction, look for something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 31".
- Attraction may be too startling for young children and some adults.
- During fair hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to rent themed specticles.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from September 12 through October 9.
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