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Above: The Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck attraction at park closing
Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck
August 19, 1977
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Based on the licensed Missouri Jones series of manga, Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck lets you slowly queue up with Missy into the summer of the ancient goddess Vara. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle into Vara's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a lunch-flinging chase through giant snakes, steam, and melting Nazis!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from skimpy clothing or chin, brain, fingernail, lung, back, or wrist disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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