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Image: The Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck attraction as seen from the top of Canada
Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck
March 9, 1999
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 46 minutes in metric)
Based on the geeky Missouri Jones series of graphic novels, Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck lets you be lead by Missy into the summer of the ancient goddess Yara. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Yara's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a danger-tossing chase through skulls, dirt, and children!
- Warning: in the middle of a power outage, this attraction will be uncomfortable for retirees.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The abandoned structures behind this attraction are favored by friendly rodents.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the last room.
- The mysterious words written on the ground of the attraction's queue are written in a secret code called Pinocchio Script.
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