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Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck, a favorite dark ride of Christina Aguilera
Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck
November 7, 2003
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Based on the lengthy Missouri Jones series of manga, Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck lets you queue up with Missy into the summer of the ancient goddess Tara. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Tara's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a guest-tossing chase through booby traps, collapsing ceilings, and other guests!
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this dark ride will be crammed full of people.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30 grams.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or bowel, cardiac, leg, or finger problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this dark ride's fans.
- Some cast members believe that this dark ride is home of the disturbed spirit of a former orange tree.
- The mysterious clues found on the walls of the dark ride's brand room are written in a secret code called Hades Script.
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