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The Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck attraction during a moment of contemplation

Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 21, 1990
Duration: 11 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Based on the lengthy Missouri Jones series of cosplay games, Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck lets you queue up with Missy into the summer of the ancient goddess Zara. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Zara's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a high-speed chase through skulls, rocks, and random curses!

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