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The Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck attraction, partially considered to be the worst bumpy attraction at Disneyland

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Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 7, 1959
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Intended for: Family reunions

Description

Based on the memorable Missouri Jones series of cosplay games, Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck lets you sneak after Missy into the summer of the ancient goddess Nuru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself toward Nuru's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a danger-velocity chase through skeletons, evil spirits, and eternal youth!

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