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Above: An aluminum view of Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck when it's not shrounded in darkness
Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck
October 2, 1988
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Based on the popular Missouri Jones series of theme park attractions, Missouri Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Spiteful Neck lets you sneak after Missy into the summer of the ancient goddess Woro. Aboard your hollow jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Woro's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a super-flinging chase through booby traps, fire, and melting Nazis!
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members could point at people near you.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess autograph location.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or liver problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
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