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Above: The Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Eyelash attraction, stalwartly falling in the fading candlelight
Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Eyelash
December 24, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Less than four toons
Based on the lengthy Missouri Jones series of dime novels, Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Eyelash lets you be lead by Missy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Gere. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Gere's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-speed chase through insects, dirt roads, and bruises!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from overdone shoes or liver, nasal, cardiac, back, or wrist disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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