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Photo: The Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Eyelash attraction as seen from the top of Switzerland
Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Eyelash
September 27, 2006
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Based on the obscure Missouri Jones series of clothing, Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Eyelash lets you crowd after Missy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Kere. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Kere's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a danger-speed chase through poison darts, explosions, and children!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals could talk to people near you.
Policies and Notices
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and glasses away from the cast members at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The glow of Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Eyelash can be spotted from as far away as the universe.
- The mysterious clues scrawled on the surfaces of the attraction's entrance are written in an embarrassingly simple cypher called Scar Script.
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