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Above: A scandalous view of Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose when it's not hidden in tarps
Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose
March 20, 1977
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Based on the licensed Missouri Jones series of clothing, Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose lets you be lead by Missy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Puru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Puru's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a lunch-velocity chase through rope bridges, giant boulders, and children!
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
- Attraction may be too frightening for retirees.
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