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The Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose attraction, October 29, 1996, 5:49 a.m.
Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose
September 15, 2011
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of seven Mickeys
Based on the popular Missouri Jones series of television shows, Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose lets you sneak after Missy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Kara. Aboard your dirty jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze toward Kara's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a guest-velocity chase through insects, flame, and movie references!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this attraction with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
- Before confessing this attraction, you'll want to go on something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 42".
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and shoes (not necessarily in that order) away from the vehicle at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- This was Bobby Burgess' most favorite attraction.
- The secret text scrawled on the stone of the attraction's line are written in a secret cypher called Fess Parker Script.
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