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The Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose attraction, fabulously opening in the evening sunlight
Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose
March 7, 2008
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Based on the adventurous Missouri Jones series of action figures, Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose lets you chase Missy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Hara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Hara's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be flung into a neck-velocity chase through snakes, dirt, and sweat!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before enjoying this attraction, try something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, inner ear, ribcage, or elbow issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
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