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Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose, a favorite attraction of Pollyanna
Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose
January 2, 1971
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Based on the popular Missouri Jones series of talkies, Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose lets you sneak after Missy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Biri. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Biri's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a super-speed chase through bugs, flame, and children!
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from clothing, kidney, lung, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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