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At right: The Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose adventure, overtly improvising in the shrouded sunlight
Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose
November 19, 1986
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Based on the adventurous Missouri Jones series of action figures, Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose lets you sneak after Missy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Tere. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Tere's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be forced into a high-speed chase through bones, fire, and eternal youth!
- If traveling with inoperable children, you may want to promise them candy before getting in line.
- After waiting for this adventure, it's recommended that you look for something softer.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Cruella De Vil interaction garden.
- Minimum height 23".
- For your comfort, you should be free from odd extra limbs or ribcage, finger, or clothing issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Any attempt to modify this adventure may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this adventure.
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