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Above: The Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose attraction during repairs
Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose
November 8, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Based on the memorable Missouri Jones series of movies, Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose lets you sneak after Missy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Tara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Tara's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a danger-speed chase through giant snakes, rocks, and lost hats!
- If it's your anniversary, cast members might pick on your friends.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Genie meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 21".
- Contains imported illusions.
- Marc Davis originally intended for this attraction to showcase live shapes.
- The cryptic clues scrawled on the floor of the attraction's entrance are written in a cool-looking cypher called Condorman Script.
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