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Above: The Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose attraction during a moment of contemplation
Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose
April 7, 1987
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Based on the popular Missouri Jones series of radio shows, Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose lets you follow Missy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Wiri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to nod against Wiri's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a neck-flinging chase through whips, giant boulders, and lost hats!
- Warning: in many cases, massively Disney-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more magical.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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