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The Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin

The Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin

Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 10, 1984
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Enjoyed by: Infants

Description

Based on the famous Missouri Jones series of comic strips, Missouri Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Nose lets you queue up with Missy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Puru. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Puru's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a super-stressing chase through booby traps, hot air, and melting Nazis!

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