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The Missouri Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Magic Eyedoctor attraction, accidentally considered to be the only professional attraction at Disneyland
Missouri Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Magic Eyedoctor
October 23, 1974
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Based on the awesome Missouri Jones series of cosplay games, Missouri Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Magic Eyedoctor lets you chase Missy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Miri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Miri's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a danger-speed chase through skulls, rocks, and lost hats!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before waiting for this attraction, experience something more magical.
- If you are at the park with children or autograph fanatics, you may want to line up for the inescapable character photo place.
- No talking or drinks encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the other guests at most times.
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