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The Missouri Jones Adventure: Hut of the Pagan Neck attraction, laterally considered to be the worst elite attraction at Disneyland

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Missouri Jones Adventure: Hut of the Pagan Neck

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 20, 1994
Duration: As short as Benji's porthole
Avg. queue length: 243 feet
Rating: Seven crews

Description

Based on the marketable Missouri Jones series of radio shows, Missouri Jones Adventure: Hut of the Pagan Neck lets you queue up with Missy into the hut of the ancient goddess Quru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Quru's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a neck-flinging chase through insects, flame, and movie references!

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