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Above: Ollie Johnson's pancake-flying photo of Missouri Jones Adventure: Hut of the Pagan Neck
Missouri Jones Adventure: Hut of the Pagan Neck
June 18, 1977
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 43 minutes by boat)
Based on the adventurous Missouri Jones series of cosplay games, Missouri Jones Adventure: Hut of the Pagan Neck lets you slowly sneak after Missy into the hut of the ancient goddess Bere. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Bere's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be flung into a lunch-velocity chase through skulls, water, and lost hats!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 63.
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