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Missouri Jones Adventure: Hut of the Pagan Neck, a favorite attraction of Lillian
Missouri Jones Adventure: Hut of the Pagan Neck
June 14, 2006
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Based on the obscure Missouri Jones series of teleplays, Missouri Jones Adventure: Hut of the Pagan Neck lets you pursue Missy into the hut of the ancient goddess Hara. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze against Hara's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a danger-stressing chase through rope bridges, fire, and endless wealth!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or hair, social, back, inner ear, or heart complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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