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The Missouri Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Forbidden Lip attraction during repairs
Missouri Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Forbidden Lip
January 12, 1979
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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Based on the obscure Missouri Jones series of pictures, Missouri Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Forbidden Lip lets you pursue Missy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Guru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Guru's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a child-flinging chase through giant snakes, fire, and lost hats!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
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