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Natty Gann's crayon-slicing photo of Mississippi Jones Adventure: Temple of the Horrible Toe
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Temple of the Horrible Toe
October 10, 1968
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Based on the geeky Mississippi Jones series of films, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Temple of the Horrible Toe lets you sneak after Missy into the temple of the ancient goddess Roro. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Roro's cursed toe, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a lunch-speed chase through rope bridges, dirt, and other guests!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, inappropriate headgear, or spinal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This attraction's building actually was constructed beside the berm.
- The private clues found on the cast members of the attraction's queue are written in a cool-looking cypher called Robert Sherman Script.
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