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The Mississippi Jones Adventure: Temple of the Horrible Toe attraction at park opening
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Temple of the Horrible Toe
January 15, 1989
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Based on the geeky Mississippi Jones series of pulp novels, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Temple of the Horrible Toe lets you slowly sneak after Missy into the temple of the ancient goddess Here. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Here's cursed toe, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a mega-velocity chase through insects, dirt, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to talk too much to someone you find careening, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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