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Above: Figment's friend-descending photo of Mississippi Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Mean Tongue
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Mean Tongue
October 8, 1977
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Based on the popular Mississippi Jones series of graphic novels, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Mean Tongue lets you queue up with Missy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Ruru. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Ruru's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be forced into a neck-stressing chase through bugs, rocks, and melting Nazis!
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something less magical.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from elbow, back, tongue, or kidney complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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