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Picture: The Mississippi Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Pagan Tongue attraction as seen from the top of Frontierland
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Pagan Tongue
August 30, 2000
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Based on the obscure Mississippi Jones series of filmstrips, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Pagan Tongue lets you crowd after Missy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Tara. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle toward Tara's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a guest-speed chase through rope bridges, steam, and movie references!
- If traveling with a school group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Uncle Remus was not allowed to ride this attraction on its opening day.
- The private text found on the ground of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a childish font called Minnie Mouse Script.
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